Conservatives: "We want small government." Also conservatives: "Government should ban gays and abortion and prostitution and drugs and Cardi B and..."

Better yet. Lets have a war on them all, hire thousands of people to fight it with no real success and thousands more people to overseee their perfomance at massive expense.

Thank you for the Best Comment.. I should have random outbursts of frustration more often. The American way of dealing with issues is SO counterproductive.