Conservatives: "We want small government." Also conservatives: "Government should ban gays and abortion and prostitution and drugs and Cardi B and..."

@SW-User Um...I'm not gay, if that's what you were getting at.

@BlueMetalChick Oh shit, sorry. Me bad.

@SW-User Lmao it's no worries but I'm legitimately curious, did you think I was lesbian? That's pretty funny actually 😂

@BlueMetalChick you're totally not a narc either 😏

@CrustyDDingus It's funny cos I'm legit ass not but I always make myself look like one lol

@BlueMetalChick I'm not a pot head but I keep getting asked for weed and rolling papers around town 😂

@BlueMetalChick There's a "look?"

@Graylight Yeah, I know that sounds weird but there's a lot of stylistic things that people think make you "look gay" because they're especially popular among homosexuals.

@BlueMetalChick Yeah, I'm part of that crowd, lived all over the country and have never really known that to be true. Stereotypes, I understand, but they're trash.
Most lesbians I know wouldn't stand out in a baby shower.

@BlueMetalChick Like a mullet and a monocle

@BlueMetalChick Sorry, I did think you liked girls