A beautiful lady whispered in my ear today!

I was at a store today talking about the election with some guy, then some other guy chimed in. He said "the coulda got somebody better than Trump". I said I like Trump, then a really beautiful lady whispered in my ear "I like Trump too!".

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puck61

What a coincidence! I was in CVS pharmacy today, and this beautiful lady whispered in my ear. She said, "store security please come with me.".

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puck61

Well....when I squatted and coughed those pesky suppositories came out! It was pretty awkward.

1961dave · 61-69, M

@puck61: I keep telling you your doctor us a quack. There's no benefit to taking your vitamins that way!

puck61

@1961dave: No it wasn't vitamins! I was shoplifting suppositories!!!!!!!!!!!

AnukBinary · M

Best love story ever!!!

marsbar · F

Did you get all shy & blush with goosebumps on your arms? 😏

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marsbar · F

@1961dave: I don't need toilet sharing stories. 💩😷

1961dave · 61-69, M

@marsbar: lol!

marsbar · F

@1961dave: 😄

SW-User

aww I'm sure you'll both be very retarded together 😂

1961dave · 61-69, M

I don't understand!

SW-User

@1961dave: I can see that

1961dave · 61-69, M

@Kuronekko: What do you mean?

katielass · F

Wasn't this just a fantasy?

1961dave · 61-69, M

No, true story, I was very glad she wanted me to know she's pro Trump.

katielass · F

@1961dave: Oh, very cool then. woo woo... Btw, I didn't mean to diminish it by using the word "just" as if it didn't count if it was a fantasy.

harley06105 · 51-55, M

Did you grab the junk between her legs?

1961dave · 61-69, M

I knew it was ghe right thing to do, but I'm too shy.

abe182 · 46-50, M

😱😊

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