Can't Hidin' Insurrectionist Baby-trump catch a break?

The pajama & horn-wearing insurrectionist, through his attorney, blames Hidin' Insurrectionist Baby-trump for him being brought up on 6 charges of crimes and demands a pardon.

He claims...

1. He didn't break in; doors to Capitol were opened for him by Capitol Police.
2. Hung on every word of Hidin' Insurrectionist Baby-trump for the last 4 years.
3. Believes Hidin' Insurrectionist Baby-trump hears him.
4. He loves Hidin' Insurrectionist Baby-trump and is totally devoted to him.
5. He was there at the invitation of the president.
6. He is a genuine shaman.
7. He practices yoga.
8. He meditates all day long.
9. Hidin' Insurrectionist Baby-trump "owes" him a pardon.

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QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M

That poor public defender.

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@QuixoticSoul Yeah... his Mommy feels he needs a stronger advocate.

QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M

@MarkPaul I kind of doubt she's footing that bill - or he wouldn't have had a public defender for he start of this.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@QuixoticSoul Oh, she's not... but she is still looking out for his best interests. She called the authorities to let them know her 32 year old son requires organic food while in jail otherwise he won't eat.

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