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lol. Now you're promoting a satirical right wing web site as being the truth or are you just trying to wind everyone up?
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https://thegloriousamerican.com/law/lebron-its-getting-to-the-point-where-a-rapist-cant-even-resist-arrest-anymore/ With the country in disarray, Americans continue to turn to famed basketball dribbler and notable high school graduate, LeBron James. Following an exhausting Lakers practice filled with gender pronoun drills and watching film (CNN), James issued a sobering reminder of how far this country has fallen under Donald Trump:
“Ya know, it’s getting to the point where a rapist can’t even resist arrest anymore,” James said to his adoring media. “When Obama was running the show, the police would say ‘freeze!’ and that meant you could run to your car and grab your weapon. Ya know, a fair fight.”
“Also, he’s been destroying all the mailboxes so people aren’t getting their TV guides. That’s why the NBA’s ratings is so bad,” LeBron continued. “And you guys know how I don’t win championships anymore? Well, that’s actually because I’m afraid to do the ceremony at the White House.”
Update: President Trump issued a statement thanking the NBA players for boycotting their own business. “We are happy to welcome LeBron and the rest of the pathetic players in our effort to destroy the NBA! Thank you for joining our boycott.”
“Ya know, it’s getting to the point where a rapist can’t even resist arrest anymore,” James said to his adoring media. “When Obama was running the show, the police would say ‘freeze!’ and that meant you could run to your car and grab your weapon. Ya know, a fair fight.”
“Also, he’s been destroying all the mailboxes so people aren’t getting their TV guides. That’s why the NBA’s ratings is so bad,” LeBron continued. “And you guys know how I don’t win championships anymore? Well, that’s actually because I’m afraid to do the ceremony at the White House.”
Update: President Trump issued a statement thanking the NBA players for boycotting their own business. “We are happy to welcome LeBron and the rest of the pathetic players in our effort to destroy the NBA! Thank you for joining our boycott.”
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@Northwest @SW-User I have to say I'm loving that website. It's a conservative The Onion. The stories are hilarious. 😂
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“The waterslides were bone dry and we’ve not restocked the buffet for months. But she just kept yelling that she wanted a whirl on the Aqualoop and a plate full of mac and cheese,” the owner explained. “I had to fully re-open the entire park in only a few hours. I told her no, but she told me she’d literally rip my face off.”
“Oh, waterpark buffets are closed?” An annoyed Pelosi asked in a press conference. “Well, it’s clear this was a setup. I was tricked. I was told members of the staff wanted to see me in a bathing suit. They said it was a safe place.”
“No. It’s the opposite. People are asking me to burn down all the rides she went on,” the park owner told Tucker Carlson. “And most of our Hispanic crew will never come back because they think the park is now haunted by a ‘skeleton ghost’.”
Update: When news reports surfaced that Pelosi was seen having a blow-out at a salon, she drew compassion from Rep. Eric Swalwell. “I feel for her. Sometimes you just have a blowout. I pray she keeps a fresh pair of pants handy like I do.”
“Oh, waterpark buffets are closed?” An annoyed Pelosi asked in a press conference. “Well, it’s clear this was a setup. I was tricked. I was told members of the staff wanted to see me in a bathing suit. They said it was a safe place.”
“No. It’s the opposite. People are asking me to burn down all the rides she went on,” the park owner told Tucker Carlson. “And most of our Hispanic crew will never come back because they think the park is now haunted by a ‘skeleton ghost’.”
Update: When news reports surfaced that Pelosi was seen having a blow-out at a salon, she drew compassion from Rep. Eric Swalwell. “I feel for her. Sometimes you just have a blowout. I pray she keeps a fresh pair of pants handy like I do.”
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@SW-User The funny thing about @Mikentx1997 after looking at some of his other posts is that he claims to have had a conversion moment about Trump after doing a lot of thorough research. He realised he'd been lied to by the mainstream media all these years.
If that's the sort of research he does then...🤣
If that's the sort of research he does then...🤣