Baby-trump's growing portfolio...

Tom Price: Resigned for corruption.
Scott Pruitt: Resigned for corruption.
Ryan Zinke: Resigned for corruption.
Rob Porter: Resigned for domestic violence.
Omarosa Manigault Newman: Fired for no performance.

Rick Gates: Convicted.
Paul Manafort: Convicted.
George Papadopoulos: Convicted.
Mike Flynn: Convicted.
Michael Cohen: Convicted.
Roger Stone: Convicted.
Steve Bannon: Arrested.
Donald Trump: Impeached.