Coronavirus is a hoax.

I’ve never seen a coronavirus. If you touch a public surface and look at your hand, there’s nothing there. Why should I believe in something I can’t see? 😠

Also they say that the virus can only survive on a surface for up to three days. So if three days go by, it’s all dead! Boom! Gone! We’re fiiiiiiine. I’ve been licking public toilets and I only get sick 12 times a year. My immune system is killer. Trust me on this stuff, okay?