A piece of plywood would be a good alternative at this point, though I'd miss all the headlines. One thing you mad Americans are good at it is voting complete lunatics into office and I'm not just talking about the presidential one either. Though if you ran the piece of plywood as a Democrat you'd have the Republicans squawking that it was the anti-Christ while shaking their fist that it wasn't doing enough it's power to keep the immigrants at bay or doing enough to stop the trade of illegal drugs. While the moment a gust of wind knocked the piece of wood over, the Republicans would rage and shake their fists saying that the piece of plywood was doing far too much, and before you know it, it would do away with the constitution all together and be about to make itself king of north America. Which just goes to show that you just can't win. While the current maniac has done everything from leave allies to die in the dust to trying to extort an entire other country into doing his dirty work for him. Bloody odd world, but then the Christians have always been a strange lot, they've always put their money on the wrong horse. I mean getting all excited about some fellow who got himself nailed to some wood, talk about being bad at picking a winning horse. Not that Christianity certainly hasn't done its own damage over the years, as Trump has.
