Is this a typical Baby-trump interview session (Abridged)?

Baby-trump: I only hire the best and I am looking forward to bringing you on-board.
Person interviewing: Oh, thank you; it's an honor.
Baby-trump: Now, how will you like to be fired?
Person interviewing: Pardon me? I'm... ah... I mean I'm applying for a...
Baby-trump: Yes, yes of course. But, when I fire you would you prefer we say you want to spend time with your family or that I fired you?
Person interviewing: Well, I'm single, but I ah...
Baby-trump: "Yesh…" it's probably best if I ask for your resignation and then I say I fired you.
Person interviewing: Is this standard practice because I...
Baby-trump: I only hire the best. Only the best, I hire. I only hire the best.

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windinhishair · 61-69, M

Interview (continued)
Baby-trump: Now will you be loyal to me? I need loyalty.
Person interviewing: Yes, of course.
Baby-trump: I expect that when I tell you to do something, you will do it, no questions asked.
Person interviewing: Yes, of course, as long as it isn't illegal or unethical.
Baby-trump: No, you don't understand. If I tell you to do something, I want you to do it. If you do something that gets you in trouble, I will pardon you.
Person interviewing: [there are two possible responses....Yes, I will be loyal to you, Mr. President (you're hired!).....Well, I just couldn't do anything illegal (you are fired ad you are a loser)].

eli1601 · 70-79, M

😂

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