Lmao Tim Ryan dropped out of the presidential race after getting decapitated by both Tulsi Gabbard and Bernie Sanders.

@SW-User Wait, Jeffrey Epstein is dead?

@SW-User He was on suicide watch but he could have done it.

@quitwhendone It's possible. I ain't gonna lie though that's fishy.

@quitwhendone Could have but highly doubt it.

@SW-User I'm gonna need a toxicology report on this one.

Wanna hear a morbidly funny story?

@BlueMetalChick Toxicology is going to be a cover up.

Sure, go ahead haha

@SW-User As you're more than aware, mob influence on city politics here in Chicago is strong. About two years ago, a guy I knew from community college beat and raped a mob boss's daughter. She identified him, and less than 48 hours later his body turned up in the Chicago River. An autopsy concluded that he was missing one eyeball, three fingers and eleven teeth, had multiple broken ribs, and his rectum was severely injured. And the Chicago police department claimed the cause of death was 'accidental" 😂

@BlueMetalChick WTF Hahaha That's so Chicago though Hahahaha

@BlueMetalChick I guess they didn't find his missing eyeball and fingers in his rectum.

@quitwhendone No but that sure would have been convenient.

@BlueMetalChick I am wondering why the guy wasn't in jail. Was he out on bail?

@quitwhendone He didn't get caught by the cops. The victim did not report the assault to the police but rather went to her dad instead.

@BlueMetalChick Oh. Well, obviously it was someone she knew.