'BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!'

You know it is true, because it rhymes.

I hope Johnnie Cochran Jr. is claiming royalties for this tweet.

How about: "If the wall don't fit, you should have a snit!"

Endless possibilities here.

On a serious note, Trump, whichever of your brilliant staff recommended this tweet: humiliate and then fire. I recommend belittling his manliness on the way out.

(I'm assuming that you didn't come up with it on your own, because... well let's face it, you aren't even that clever. I'm assuming it was a male advisor, because I assume those are the only ones you actually listen to... and I hold women, in general, in higher esteem than is consistent with this tweet).

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GunSmoke9 · 56-60, M

If walls don't work and are immoral why don't they take down the wall by San Diego? Seems it's working.

WoodyAq · M

@GunSmoke9 Okay ... IQ test: if it is already working... then why do we need to spend more money building more?

But in a way, you have a point: China built a wall, and there are virtually no Mexicans there.

Anyway, thanks for playing.

GunSmoke9 · 56-60, M

@WoodyAq That's in San Diego, more wall is needed where there is none.

WoodyAq · M

@GunSmoke9 You really need to think harder about that statement.

GunSmoke9 · 56-60, M

@WoodyAq Why? If a wall is working now, why won't it work in other places? You need to just think.

WoodyAq · M

@GunSmoke9 Sigh. Okay. Thinking obviously isn't going to work here.

Grab a 100 tubes of toothpaste and try to keep one half of each segregated from the other half for each one.

And then go to the county fair, and play whack-a-mole for a solid two hours.

Do all this while concentrating on San Diego's wall ...

And then come back and tell us about how well it's working.