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Jack walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar next to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and stared up at the TV as the 10 o'clock news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building, preparing to jump.

Alexandria looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack said, "You know what, I bet he will."
Alexandria replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!

Just as she placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
She was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
Alexandria replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money.
Alexandria went back to work in the U.S. Congress.

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basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

Why are you right wingers so obsessed with her? Y'all get rejected by girls who look like her or some shit?

gol979 · 41-45, M

@basilfawlty89 you must know why? Same reason why corbyn is getting the same here

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@basilfawlty89 no but she is less intelligent than a rusted bag of hammers. Oh wait like you...lol

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@MasterLee says the guy that voted for a reality TV star.

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@basilfawlty89 who did I vote for according to you?

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@MasterLee Trump, seeing as you keep defending the guy. How's the steel slat "wall" going?

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@basilfawlty89 see and this proves you are a complete idiot. Lol dream on whiny boy.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@MasterLee more insults. Yet no substance. You really are a sad pathetic little man, aren't you?

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@basilfawlty89 no to you I am a god. You are below ant farm status.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@MasterLee no you're some right wing idiot, although right wing and idiot are synonymous.

I take pleasure though that regardless what you say, I'll still live longer than you. Getting on in the years, I see.

Budwick · 70-79, M

@basilfawlty89 [quote]Why are you right wingers so obsessed with her?[/quote]

That's like asking, 'Why was "The Sopranos" TV show so popular?

It's entertaining! In AOC's case, she is a new face of the democrat party, some say the future of the party! And, she is SO convinced!

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@basilfawlty89 is it painful to be as stupid as you are? Or are you simply stoned?

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@Budwick she could be britains next pm for labour.

Budwick · 70-79, M

@basilfawlty89 [quote]I take pleasure though that regardless what you say, I'll still live longer than you. Getting on in the years, I see.[/quote]

Has the left sunk that low? To take pleasure in the demise of others? Is that the progressive in you? Or, are you just a dick?

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Budwick just a Dick, I'm the scumbag left. I'm not a liberal, and don't have time for civility or respectability politics. Don't like me, jog on. I ain't here for a popularity contest.

Budwick · 70-79, M

@basilfawlty89 [quote]just a Dick, I'm the scumbag left.[/quote]
I do appreciate honesty - even from a dick.

No time for civility, eh?

Interesting that you MAKE time to be an asshole.

Have a terrific weekend basil.

basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M

@Budwick thanks, you too, don't cry over Xmas cups or razor ads.