How does one get in touch with the lizard people who rule the world?

I want to ask them if I can be made king of of Alaska. Australia is too hot!

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KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

They hang out on sunny rocks

Allelse · 36-40, M

@KingofPizza2 Well it is fucking hot here at the moment, maybe there some hanging about in the bush. We got alot of sandstone rocks around here!

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@Allelse Just because they rule the world doesn't mean they're not still ectotherms

Allelse · 36-40, M

@KingofPizza2 Exactly! Which is why I dont think they'll mind making me king of Alaska. Lizard people wont want to hang about in Alaska.

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@Allelse Aha, mutually beneficial! They might go for it then