I have begun to wonder if some Democrats are attempting to influence Judicial Appointments based on "recollections" from the barroom floor. Thoughts?

This might set a precedent and careers will be ruined by the millions based on the 'repressed memories' of flibbertigibbets everywhere!
However, as a side note, Liberals have recently uncovered evidence of mass sexual impropriety by conservatives in the past. Please be sure you are sitting down before you view these disturbing images.