Who should Trump choose to give his own eulogy ?

@Thodsis It wouldn't surprise me at all were he to record something before his demise. It would probably be the greatest eulogy ever.

@RodionRomanovitch [b]Exactly[/b].

@RodionRomanovitch Absolutely. It'd be the BEST ever. BETTER than all the rest.

He can't die soon. It'll deprive us of the years of mockery still to come.

@Thodsis He’s been a [b]godsend[/b] for comedy writers.

@bijouxbroussard Dubya must be giggling over his evening cup of cocaine. Oops I meant cocoa...

@Thodsis Dubya regained a lot of respect. People now know he was [b]not[/b] the worst possibility.

@bijouxbroussard I'm sure he feels comforted at bedtime when The Hungry Caterpillar is being read to him.

@Thodsis He paints now, y’know ? Maybe that’s where we’ll hear from him in his dotage, like Churchill.

@bijouxbroussard He's alraedy in his dotage .... that's one thing the North Koreans were quick to realise.

@RodionRomanovitch Who, Dubya ?

@bijouxbroussard How ironic, is that. Churchill said he did his best thinking, brick laying (it was a hobby).
No mention of fucking stupid walls, from him though!

@Harriet03 that stupid effing wall..get busy wallboy!!!