Typical Liberal Hypocracy

@Jibby I’ve had diarrhea that matches the skin tone in your avatar, so you might want to be careful with that line of attack.

@QuixoticSoul be careful?? Nah I'm a master mentality I tell you be careful..now be a good little follower and go boy..ps how's Mommy? I left her money on the motel night stand..be careful lol

@Jibby Impressive bants for a twelve year old 👌

@QuixoticSoul thanks and stop using distance to be tough. it's not your thing

@Jibby ah, apparently it’s yours.

@QuixoticSoul I really am..but no worries I don't hit women

@Jibby What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

@QuixoticSoul wow as a former recon Marine no worries on my end Mary ass..come try my Brooklyn ass out anytime.. I'm vendor right at Prince and Broadway.. Oct - New Years..so there's your invitation

@QuixoticSoul wooo..😭

@Jibby The level of *whoosh* that is happening is a little hard to believe. Eat the pasta and dox yourself, while being an Internet tough guy 😂😂😂👌

Are you just pretending to be this retarded, or were you born this way?

@QuixoticSoul ps she's urine colored..a seal would never defend the left

@QuixoticSoul I gave you and your special operatives my grid coordinates ..come try me...look at that long winded synopsis I had the power to pull out of you..you sound like a pretend wizard in Warcraft..bwahaha

@Jibby I know you think you're joking, but you're actually very right. It's a common misconception that "Seal" stands for, "Sea, air, and land".

In the early days of aquatic warfare, in the 1950s during the Cold War we had scientists secretly experimenting on what marine animals would best assist our forces in combat. Dolphins, sharks, jellyfish, and even sea cucumbers were all extensively studied to find out how they could aid us. It was found that seals (or pinnipeds) were almost as smart as dolphins, but they were easier to drain and domesticate. Additionally, look at the face of a dolphin. Notice something? They look like devious little shits that are up to no good. Seals, however, appear to be innocent, lazy, and dumb. That is far from the truth, though.

In 1962, we formed the first Navy Seals squadron, composed of actual seals. Did you ever hear of the Shoyda Night Raid? Not surprised, history books often amend this important aspect of the cold war. On August 17th, we sent the squadron of seals to Shoyda, a coastal town on the north east corner of the Okrug district, Russia. The seals successfully swam to the town where the Soviets were hiding nuclear assets and bomb schematics. The seals overcame all 38 soviet soldiers posted in the town using flipper-to-hand combat techniques and successfully destroyed the nuclear assets and schematics, before barking into the night while swimming off into the cold, black ocean.

Due to global warming, however, seals are legitimately stupid now. As the greenhouse gases warm our ocean, they have been able to find less food and survive for little time. With time they evolved and became less intelligent, to preserve energy so they could keep their other organs (heart, lungs, digestive system) functioning to avoid death. As said before, unfortunately this limited their intelligence as energy was taken away from their neurological functions.

But do not fear, Navy seals truly do serve an important role in combat, just a very different one that has adapted to current needs. For example, when Seal Team 6 took out Bin Laden on May 2nd, 2011, this is what really happened: The Seals were dropped off a mile away via fast-rope helicopter from the Pakistani compound where Bin Laden was hiding, and scooted over to the rendezvous. When they were in position, they began barking like the idiots they are. Confused as to why there were Seals in the middle of Pakistan, Bin Laden's troops went to investigate. This caused a distraction, allowing actual U.S. ground forces to intercept and dispatch the enemy combatants and raid Bin Laden's compound, free of hassle.

I trained with Seals in 29 Palms..you sound too much like a Hillary supporter..way to side with a murderer of my boys in Benghazi..and this Socialist asshole editor for the times..

@QuixoticSoul enough with the long winded replies..i would never go through your life story on a silly site .. I feel shame for you

@Jibby Do you have kik or anything? I would love to chat with you wether it be naughty or just day to day stuff! I’m a college football player sexy body blah blah if I knew how to send a picture I would! I’m more than just a sexy guy though I can actually hold good conversation and be literate ha here’s a sample of something I wrote First I'd take you on a date, probably to get your favorite pasta or whatever you wanted. we'd talk for awhile and just enjoy our time together, me looking into your eyes and realizing how lucky I am to have you in my life but Me being me I reach my hand over onto your lap, fairly high up your thigh just feeling your smooth legs. Wondering if it's this smooth all the up my hand starts sliding up your skirt until you abruptly grab my hand and say "sweetie careful, someone's gonna see, just wait till we get home" I reluctantly stop but my imagination keeps images of your sexy body screwing me in all sorts of positions flying through my mind. Before I know it my pants have a large bulge and I grab your hand and graze it across just letting you know what you do to me. You try to grab me but I push your hand away and say not here with a sly wink ;) you whisper in my ear "you know what that does to me, I think we need to go home." Without saying anything I stand up and grab your hand before I lead you to the door. After opening your door and putting you in and giving you the customary kiss and telling you I love you I rush to the other side already anticipating all the things I wanna do to you once we get home. Our ten minute car ride home seemed like eternity, especially since the entire ride home my hand was up your skirt as you were stroking my dick. Once we pull in the driveway we both burst out of the car and run inside as fast as we can. I grab you and throw you on the bed and jump on top of you and kiss you as hard as I can letting you know that I love you more than anyone has ever loved. As our tongues meet I grab the back of your neck trying to pull you in even closer while the other hand caresses and squeezes your perfectly shaped perky boobs. Your dress is still on for whatever reason so I quickly get you out of it, taking off your bra... Hopefully you liked it, the second part is much better, leave me you kik for the rest :)

@QuixoticSoul damn word for word what I did to your Mommy..I wish she would shut up more..

@Jibby What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

@QuixoticSoul I already told you where and when you could find me.. I'll look for your wizard hat and cape..wow I'm renting a lot of space in your head..and do you think I'm reading this drivel..get it on audiobook book.. I'll use it for a sleep aid

@QuixoticSoul ps she's urine colored

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Edit: well looks like this run is over - but this should do well on /r/atethepasta.

@QuixoticSoul wow that's amazing..ok you know where to find me..til then I have no time or idea wtf you're talking about