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For the Summit: Russian Idiot

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Don't wanna be a f'ing Russian idiot
Don't wanna be some Putin pinko commie nut
Nor want to live where the land never thaws
I never learned my alphabet from ahh to jah

They all live on borscht and bear meat
And they live in apartments without heat
They don't even know what's a shopping mall
And you know what else is puzzling?
All that Vodka that they're guzzling
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Nerve agents and chaos is what they export
They treat murder just like it's a real sport
They think their accent is mysterious
That it makes them sound more imperious

Sure they got their national anthem
As the Red Army goes goose-steppin'
But they got Maria Sharapova
Never pushed that button called "Reset"
Dream of flyin' a MiG fighter jet
From Murmansk to Kamchatka

Don't wanna be a f'ing Russian idiot
And I can't stand Vladimir's crafty smugness
Tell you the truth, he makes me kinda nervous
So we need a higher state of readiness

Always hear the same kind of story
Him talking about past days of glory
Tell me what kind of freaks are that obsessed?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!



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© 2018. Becky Romero
You may republish these lyrics, but only if you give me credit and link to this page
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
Russia isn't any kind of communist anymore. Its a gangsta capitalist oligarchy. Hence why Trump likes it.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@beckyromero I mean, like with Georgia? Or the entire Chechnya debacle?

The gangster capitalism system they have right now works because it makes Putin and his cronies extraordinarily rich.

If they were to suddenly abandon capitalism the west would stop trading with them. Right now although Russia is a rival, they're open for business. You can be as heinous as you want, but provided you'll let free enterprise make a buck, people will put up with a lot (such as with Saudi Arabia). If Russia suddenly nationalized a bunch of foreign-owned businesses they'd be isolated from the rest of the planet.

There's literally no incentive for them to change their economy, and no sign they'd do it.
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@CountScrofula
people will put up with a lot (such as with Saudi Arabia)

You obviously haven't read enough of my political posts.

To your above comment I say:

Brianthesnail · 56-60, M
@beckyromero Putin says he's a Communist. Then it must be true 🤣🤣🤣
QuixoticSoul · 41-45, M
The idea that Russia is frozen, or even particularly cold, is strange. European Russia has much the same climate as the rest of Europe (and is much milder than the Nordic countries), and the nation is large enough to encompass a lot of different biomes.
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
I love this song because it reminds me of my student days campaigning against the war in Iraq.
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@Burnley123

I love it, too. But the Canadian version.

(My sister-in-law and her older sister's mom is from Calgary. They've been close friends of mine since high school) 😄

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Byron8by7 · M
@Burnley123

From National Public Radio:

https://www.npr.org/2018/07/15/629212990/the-reporting-before-the-iraq-war-in-shock-and-awe
Byron8by7 · M
This is excellent! Thanks for posting!
BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
Sure they got their national anthem
As the Red Army goes goose-steppin'
Goose stepping is what Nazis did. If you didn't notice, Russia fought the Nazis.
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@BlueMetalChick
Goose stepping is what Nazis did. If you didn't notice, Russia fought the Nazis.

🙄

In case YOU didn't notice, goose-stepping isn't an exclusive German trait.


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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@beckyromero That's not goose stepping, that a soldstask march. Although I guess the two are pretty similar.
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@BlueMetalChick

If it looks like a goose, acts like a goose, sounds like a goose...
Fungirlvape · 61-69, F
You don’t own copyright to these lyrics, they are registered thru a PRO to the 3 original authors, what kind of arrogance is this showing on your part?
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@Fungirlvape

I wrote those lyrics.

They never wrote a song about a Russian idiot, let alone the lyrics I wrote.
Fungirlvape · 61-69, F
@beckyromero omg I’m sorry! I misread it I just assumed due to the video of Green Day
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@Fungirlvape

🙂 No problem.
Katiatavrovich · 31-35, F
It seems to me you think 60s or 70s in Russia but maybe unfortunately to you... this is not true today... Sorry 🤷‍♀️
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@Katiatavrovich

I love the Russian PEOPLE. Some of the lyrics are simple tongue and cheek. 😉

It's their GOVERNMENT I can't stand.

Putin wants to turn back the clock to the Soviet Union, just as Trump wants to turn back the clock here before Civil Rights and social justice.
Katiatavrovich · 31-35, F
@beckyromero 👌OK... ok🤗... F..k politicians 🤘
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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
@Originalkingfish How is Green Day communist?
emertis · 36-40, M
I thought this song was great for Bush. Even better for Trump!
eli1601 · 70-79, M
I prefer Anna Kornikova
beckyromero · 36-40, F
@eli1601
😄

 
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