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sunsporter1649 Lol. Awww, you don't even understand the meaning of the words liberal and conservative. Allow me to start with some super easy policies for you.
L: Abortion should be a decision made between a woman and her doctor.
C: No abortion!
L: We don't want people to need an abortion. We need comprehensive sex ed in schools and birth control to be covered by insurance companies.
C: The HORROR! Children should be told not to have sex and women should just keep their legs together. Just don't touch my Viagra.
L: Abstinence only education has been proven to be harmful. It does nothing to combat teen pregnancy or abortion rates, and causes increased problems with STD's.
C: Put prayer back in schools then. Look at how perfect life was in the 50's.
L: The 50's actually had a bigger problem with teen pregnancy and violence in schools than we have now.
C: Stop spouting facts. Just ban all abortions. Be grateful if we don't hang women for getting one.
L: Sigh. Ok.... Then you are going to increase aid to poor children, right? Maybe help with food and medical insurance?
C: Hell, no. Put the moochers to work. They don't get a penny.
L: But you are condemning people to a cycle of poverty that they will be unable to escape.
C: They can get a 3rd job. Slackers.
L: Sigh. What about their children? Let's ignore the fact that they now will be left alone all of the time. What about education?
C: Damn moochers. Why should I care about their education? They have run down schools and underpaid teachers. Why are they whining?
L: Education and community programs helped keep kids from making bad life choices.
C: They need Jesus. Not my money. I might give thoughts and prayers though when someone shoots up a school and kills several of them.
L: (bangs head on table) Prison rates are inversely proportional to educational spending.
C: Stop using big words. I bet you learned them at your fascist, communist, elite, out of touch universities.
L: seriously?
C: AR 15s for everyone! 2nd Amendment rights!
L: We were even talking about guns. But you also seem to have misread the 2nd Amendment.
C: Shut up snowflake. Go back to your safe space.
L: Wtf? You aren't even making sense!
C: Fake News! Make America Great!
L: Damn. We REALLY need to up spending on mental health...
C: Why don't you say that to my gun collection?
L: I give up. There is no point in talking to you.
C: Ha! I won! Loser! I am obviously right.
L: I need to find a liquor store...