Why can't America get more Immigrants from Norway?

*Because they have an excellent universal health care scheme.
* Because they have a longer life expectancy than Americans.
* Because the recently ranked No 1 as the happiest nation on the planet (America comes in at 31)
* Because their nation has a trade SURPLUS of over a trillion dollars
* Because Donald Trump is not the President there.

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SW-User

It's gets cold there and the wildlife eats you!

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SW-User

@RemovedUsername652760 can't you read? Said nothing about summers! Whether it be outside in winter or someone's freezer, somewhere in Norway it gets cold! And at some point the wildlife will also have eaten someone. My comment is factual where yours is anecdotal! At best!

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

Oh? I must have missed the news about roaming gangs of armed wolves and polar bears wandering the major towns mugging people carjacking commuters and robbing convenience stores. @SW-User

SW-User

@whowasthatmaskedman oh dear! No you missed possibly upto around 100,000yrs of humans roaming that geographical location!

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@whowasthatmaskedman I got to admit though it would be pretty amusing if polar bears were wandering around carjacking people. I'd just quit at that point 🤔