How can I offend both the political left and right-wing with a single sentence?

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elVato · 46-50, M

All politicians are criminals and should be prosecuted as such by the proletariat? This will incite the wrath of both parties with every political and legal excuse in the book.

ohplease · 46-50, F

@elVato wow..to invoke the proletariat..that's heavy.

elVato · 46-50, M

@ohplease Old school. Adds legitimacy. 😑

ohplease · 46-50, F

@elVato I hear you comrade.✊

elVato · 46-50, M

@ohplease Aaaannd now you just put us both on the CIA, TSA, FBI and PTA watch list. Thanks!

ohplease · 46-50, F

@elVato I'm fine..I'm of the right side of the planet. We are all comrades here. Good luck for you though.

elVato · 46-50, M

@ohplease 🙄 She thinks she can escape the CIA, TSA, FBI and PTA.

ohplease · 46-50, F

Well, not the PTA they are bad mofos.

elVato · 46-50, M

@ohplease Just be careful... or you may get a visit from the WTO, and get a dose of american financial freedom. 😑

ohplease · 46-50, F

@elVato Nah..americans don't care about us. we are poor and freedom free!

elVato · 46-50, M

@ohplease I'm sure your country has some of our (USA) oil or other natural resources we need to liberate with freedom. Just wait. 😕

ohplease · 46-50, F

@elVato Hmm not that I am aware of...We do have a lot of cork...so..

elVato · 46-50, M

@ohplease Well. we're running out of oil, and drained the middle east and Mexico, so now we're going to have give our freedom to Venezuela as soon as it goes critical mass politically; and I'm sure we can put our mad fracking skillz here to good use and find a way to make cork into oil.
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