How can I offend both the political left and right-wing with a single sentence?

@ohplease I'm sure your country has some of our (USA) oil or other natural resources we need to liberate with freedom. Just wait. 😕

@elVato Hmm not that I am aware of...We do have a lot of cork...so..

@ohplease Well. we're running out of oil, and drained the middle east and Mexico, so now we're going to have give our freedom to Venezuela as soon as it goes critical mass politically; and I'm sure we can put our mad fracking skillz here to good use and find a way to make cork into oil.
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@Pherick The small hands that build the big wall.

@ohplease Put that on a red trucker hat ...

@metalicblack True. It's hard not to offend.

@SW-User Ah! Good one!