A silly poem I composed this morning (don't ask me why! I have no idea!)

My verse is terse.
It could be worse.
I need a nurse,
But not a hearse!
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(No, I am not actually sick!)

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TexChik · F

A nurse-a-day keeps the blue balls away? 😂

@TexChik you keep them nurses away from my husband

TexChik · F

@saragoodtimes There is no way that you leave enough sap in his in his [i]root[/i] for him to consider that given your [i]gardening [/i] skills! 😉😉😉

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TexChik

[i]"A nurse a day
Keeps the blue balls away,
But two or more
Are much better," she swore.[/i]