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A silly poem I composed this morning (don't ask me why! I have no idea!)

My verse is terse.
It could be worse.
I need a nurse,
But not a hearse!
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(No, I am not actually sick!)

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TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

There once was a doctor called Watson
He wrote terrible verses like this one
Sherlock he did groan
And Thinkerbell moan
And Watson drove off in his Datsun.

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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TheSirfurryanimalWales @DrWatson
[i]
There once was a faerie who said,
When Watson had taken to bed,
"Doc PLEASE cure thyself,
Lest a certain Welsh elf
Come around, writing verse on this thread."[/i]

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Thinkerbell Too late. The elf has already struck!

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@DrWatson

I was hoping he'd be busy eating his sausage dinner. ☹️

TexChik · F

A nurse-a-day keeps the blue balls away? 😂

saragoodtimes · F

@TexChik you keep them nurses away from my husband

TexChik · F

@saragoodtimes There is no way that you leave enough sap in his in his [i]root[/i] for him to consider that given your [i]gardening [/i] skills! 😉😉😉

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TexChik

[i]"A nurse a day
Keeps the blue balls away,
But two or more
Are much better," she swore.[/i]

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

[i]I'm pleased to say
You'll be OK —
Just rest a day
And drink green tay.[/i]

hunkalove · 61-69, M

That'un made me cry!

Piper · 61-69, F

It could be a [b]lot[/b] worse, and I'm glad you're not in need of a nurse.

PhilDeep · 51-55, M

SW poetry is the best 👍

I am glad noting that you ain't sick,
Read posts this morning and had my pick.

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