A squirrel jumped on the park bench I was on and scared the bejeebies out of me

Aww my pet likes you. You probably have nuts he wants

And I thought some Chicago neighborhoods were rough...

Dang, I was short exactly one bejeeby!

Next time, bring peanuts.

You were sleeping on the bench?

I have many squirrels in my yard. They eat my pecans. Sometimes they come up on my porch and eat the walnuts and peanut I feed them. Especially this time of year close to winter. Some even get on my lap. I'd name them but they all look a like.

No wonder you were scared ...it's taller than you

Do you have a couple of bucks to spare?

Is that because it was bigger than you?

That’s okay. Just being yourself is enough lol

A squirrel compared to your size must be like a dog to normal people