How did I fracture my leg?

@SW-User I told you you aren't supposed to kick me all the time😭

@SW-User Gettin kinda jealous you rawrd somebody :(

@Matt85 never too late for it to be your turn! hahah

@dimfok it was the tigers claw technique you'd better feel honoured to experience 😼

@dimfok look there's a queue now for it
@Matt85

@SW-User oh perfect! What's next for me ?

@dimfok wait for your turn impatient disciple, it's @Matt85 turn now 🤭
Next btw is the dragon's breath, you don't want to know 🔥🔥🔥

@SW-User We have already established I'm impatient and eager to learn. So I won't be waiting muahah

@dimfok Life is too short for impatients

a kick at the ribs will give you sometime off to reconsider @dimfok huh

@SW-User well I can't seem to say no to it so ... *deep breath*

@Matt85 you talk about yourself, why do you care about the other student? I need to teach you some focus I guess. What a class 😂

@SW-User damn you're a strict teacher :")

@SW-User I'll learn anything as long as you teach me with an X.

@dimfok I'm learning from an original Chinese shifu remember? 🥴

@SW-User ahhh... yeah I do

@Matt85 an axe 🪓 ? Maybe I'll beat you with a stick for starters

@SW-User hey, beating somebody else with a stick now? fiiiineeeeee :'(

@dimfok you're not down yet? Still able to talk ?

@SW-User Always here to challenge you!

@SW-User Omg COLD🥶

@Matt85 it is 🥺

@dimfok woaaah *KO* you
*rubs hands, passes fingers through hair, talks to self* and then they say have the beginner's mind tsk tsk

@SW-User I see no KO, I'm still standing O:) Probably because you hit the guy on the left you clumsy!

@dimfok You and your charm. That is it. I've had enough.😠