Since someone accused me of being a catfish 😂

@quitwhendone Paper towels

@mspendragon Oh, ok.
What kinda work do you do at your desk?

@quitwhendone I'm a social worker for emergency transitional housing

@mspendragon Oh, cool! That's great.

@mspendragon Can you house me?

@quitwhendone Thank you!

@quitwhendone If you happen to live in my county and qualify for victim services, then yes, but if you actually need housing, I may know resources to refer you to.

@mspendragon I'd move to your county if I have a chance of being housed under the same roof with you. Consider me a victim of your good looks.

@quitwhendone Haha well I don't live with my clients; just work at the transitional housing facility and help place them in permanent housing. But thank you!

@mspendragon I don't want to be your client. I want to be your roommate/housemate.

@mspendragon Ok, I should stop. Please forgive me for being so forward. Something about your pic struck me. You just have a sweet look.