Stripper story...

Because you don't wear straw boaters

All anybody does on here is talk talk talk - yakity yak yak...

so all you have to do is ask or answer something...

you never respond to my dm

You make a living pretending to like guys. Would be hard to believe you were interested.

I made an attempt at writing a Novel.
It was fun; there is nothing like it!

The M&S knicker elastic tester always was a bit dramatic

Why would I want to talk to someone who posts pictures like this one.

Because if I distract you I think I'm likely to lose an eye 😬

I’m guessing that your inbox is now flooded 😁

One would imagine your mailbox overflowing!!

I'll definitely talk to you

Great picture, great legs !!

I dunno -- I just noticed you tonight.

They’re afraid

love to talk to you

Who is not taking to you?

Hi lush

Hey I will talk

Pretty :)

Yummy

from what I've seen they're exactly 4.4631 times more likely to talk to you than me

Because after being on here for quite sometime,we question whether someone who posts amazing pics,is actually a real person,or someone who "Borrows!" Other people's pictures .
Maybe if you put up a picture,with you holding some form of proof you are who you portray yourself to be,then your box will be filled to the brim xx