Are you still mad at me for getting wasted at the wine testing?

@mindstruggle I… ummm *MIB laser thing*

@ShepherdBard
Stop using that on me. 😑

@mindstruggle or what?!!

@mindstruggle what are you? One of the x-men??

@ShepherdBard
What if I say yes? 😒

@mindstruggle that’d be pretty cool

@ShepherdBard
I didn't know you wanted to be lasered that bad

@mindstruggle I never said that

@ShepherdBard
But you implied.

@mindstruggle I said it would be cool if you were an x-men. That doesn’t mean I want to be lasered 🙄

@ShepherdBard
But I wanna. 🥺

@mindstruggle why??? You want me to be hurt?! 😱

@ShepherdBard
Noooo!!! For something else 👀

@mindstruggle what’s that even mean??

@ShepherdBard
I would hypnotize you!! 👿😈
Now give me your wallet.

@mindstruggle you already have it 🙄

@ShepherdBard
I need to buy something. 😐

@mindstruggle you always say that

@ShepherdBard
What do you want me to say?

@mindstruggle you’ll use your own money

@ShepherdBard
I don't have any. 🥺

@mindstruggle bullox