Well Laptop Old Friend......

We have had a good run but I think its time to part ways.
Oh don't look at me like that.....its been 8 years.
You only have 8 gigs of ram and a 500 gig SSD.....
You can't even play HD shows or movies.......
Stop making me feel bad about this!

*Asus Triton 500 SE Walks in door*

OMG this isn't what it looks like!!!