Things I thought about in the dentist’s waiting room yesterday.

I see a patient filling out a form left handed.

Are there left handed dentists?
Google says roughly 8-10%.

Are there left handed hygienists?
Google says roughly 8-10%.

What percentage of the US population is left handed?
Google says roughly 10%.

Interesting side note, Google says that the world population is roughly 10% and it’s been like that for 500,000 years.



Is there special equipment for left handed dentists?
Google says several manufacturers make specialized, convertible, and ambidextrous dental chairs designed to accommodate left-handed dentists.


A young, attractive female patient walks in. She has cartoon sized breasts inside of a tight fitting crème linen shirt over a dark racer back halter. Yoga pants. Whale tail. Looks like a movie star.

Can a woman with breast implants nurse a baby?
Google says yes, as long as the milk ducts aren’t damaged during the surgery.