My Apple Watch is so supportive

I was on the can and it congratulated me for standing up lmao

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Punches · 46-50, F

I tell ya this - when I am on the pot, I want NO communication with anyone nor anything. That is STRICTLY my time. I do not even want to see myself in the mirror, even that is too invasive.

NoahB · 31-35, M

@Punches I feel that loll

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Punches · 46-50, F

@Elessar Are watches really getting THAT invasive?
Can't you just tell it, "Look god damnit, I am a 27 year old grown-ass man, I think I have this drinking water and urination thing down pat."

What does it even say? "It's tinkle time!"

NoahB · 31-35, M

@Punches I think if I started talking to my watch like that I’d presume the watch is the least of my problems

Punches · 46-50, F

@NoahB You might have a point there. 🤔

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