Koala 🐨 bears are mean mfers

The average koala attack victims suffer 300-500 bites from them! They apparently try to suffocate you by smushing their butts against your face so you can't breath! Not so cuddly now are they!

*the more you know sound*

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dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

Good thing they sleep 23 hrs a day. Just make sure that thing isn't awake while you're asleep

SW-User

@dumpstermeow: well no wonder they are attacking people ..
I'd be pissed to if I was getting awoken all the time