Will you hold my cat for a minute?

Thanks buddy!

@dumpstermeow: np, why are we doing this exactly and why is your hand in my pocket?

@Halcyon: I'm trying to distract you so I can steal your wallet

I left it in my car, after your bath yesterday I ended up $5 short.

A.) Do I need to start bringing handcuffs to your weird get togethers?
B.) Are we still coloring your cat?

@Halcyon: if you feel the need to handcuff yourself, I won't stop you...as long as you can still hold my cat

*handcuffs self

You just obi wan kenobi'd me...