Will you hold my cat for a minute?

I left it in my car, after your bath yesterday I ended up $5 short.

A.) Do I need to start bringing handcuffs to your weird get togethers?
B.) Are we still coloring your cat?

@Halcyon: if you feel the need to handcuff yourself, I won't stop you...as long as you can still hold my cat

*handcuffs self

You just obi wan kenobi'd me...

*hands you a stuffed animal to hold instead*

@MsAnnThropy: oh... all the happy faces confused me

@dumpstermeow: Those aren't happy faces...

@MsAnnThropy: whaaaaaat?

I'm thinking blue might be better, too

*hands you gloves*

@dumpstermeow: well ok then.. lets do this

@dumpstermeow: can I take pictures of your pussy when we're done?

Hey! You changed your answer

You should get it's DNA changed

@Jamisonknowsyoubetter: that's more like it 👍

Okay... but no funny business

I'll only stroke it honest!

@dumpstermeow: i like cats

@johnwilson5039: then don't kill mine

Sorry I will feed your cat