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Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
You guys & girls Do Realise than Cats are Aliens & have Total Mind Control Powers over us.... RIGHT??
How else could they crap on the carpet, barf hairballs onto clean clothes, scratch you twenty times a week, get fed 57 times a day, sleep anywhere they funking feel like, knock breakables off of high places, hide your keys, shred the sofa, climb the curtains, hide until you're frantic, purposely trip you, shed onto your black clothes, steal food from your plate and generally act superior and be treated as royalty!??
How else could they crap on the carpet, barf hairballs onto clean clothes, scratch you twenty times a week, get fed 57 times a day, sleep anywhere they funking feel like, knock breakables off of high places, hide your keys, shred the sofa, climb the curtains, hide until you're frantic, purposely trip you, shed onto your black clothes, steal food from your plate and generally act superior and be treated as royalty!??