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helensusanswift · 26-30, F
Now don't be cruel. You know that the bed actually belongs to the cat. She is being very kind allowing you to lie there at all. If you want more space, lie on the floor, where humans rightfully belong. Oh, and bring food to your feline mistress, please. She likes cream and salmon in the mornings, thank you.