This is what I see when I try to read in bed...

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This is why, when my sister had a cat, the very first thing I did was teach it to not come on my bed. I put an acoustic guitar on the bed so that when the cat tried to climb on top, it would accidentally make the strings sound, and the noise would scare it away.

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@BlueMetalChick No cuddles for you?

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@SW-User I'm not the cuddling type. You know this especially because of the fights we've been in about it. Plus, I'm ultra protective of my bed and I don't want any cat hair on it. I won't allow any animal or even another human in my bed.

SW-User

@BlueMetalChick Too bad. I still think you are OK, lol.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@SW-User I'm surprised. If someone said to me the kinds of things I said about you, I wouldn't forgive them. But then again I seldom forgive people.

SW-User

@BlueMetalChick Meh. I don't hold on to things. Not worth it.