Why buy dogs xmas presents but not cats?

Also, why do you have to notify someone if you knock over a dog but not a cat?

Why are dogs legally required to be chipped but not cats?

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MethDozer · M

Because they are cats. They are very, very naughty.
Look when the damn thing learns to stay off the shelves knocking all the snowglobes off t and stops eating the tinsle and fairy light cords he gets a present. As long as I have to keep pulling out shiny stringed brown anal beads out it's ass every December he gets nothing.