What do hobbits eat?

I caught one yesterday with a pokeball. This one's a rowdy one. Nearly bit my finger off when i found him. He won't eat any of the hobbit food that i got from Wal-Mart. I even tried feeding him Lembas Bread...but nope...still nothing.

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HankHill · 70-79, M

@SW-User you are a genius! Thanks 😃

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SW-User BOIL 'EM MASH 'EM STICK 'EM IN A STEW

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@HankHill np 😘

XReaganX · 26-30, F

*calls the cops*

"Yeah, I think need to report a kidnapping...

Well...this guy abducted what he calls a hobbit but it may actually be a small child or one of those little people. I mean I don't wanna say midget...

He was last seen at Walmart. Yeah the irony of that statement is ridiculous."

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

The Shire was modeled after old England. So what did the English of old times eat.

BTW It is rumored that darves just love Hobbits cooking. And will clear the table and even wash the dishes after eating hobbits cooking.