When is it right for a dog person to get a cat

@SW-User I seem to have burned into my memory some of your earlier names for Harry... Something beginning with ass......🤔

@SW-User oh no! The hunamanity! Pfft 🙄

@ozgirl512 I never stated dogs aren't assholes. 😌

@SW-User I should have known you were a cat person. 😾

@SW-User well technically you're correct...😘

@ozgirl512 I'm always technically correct. 🤗😘

@SW-User I'm not a cat person. What Does that even mean? Do I shit in a litter box and chase balls of yarn? Nope. What does a dog person do? Chase cars and pee on hydrants?

I love animals, and yes, you should have known that. It's the reason I'm a wonderful person. 😁

@SW-User dogs are never assholes. They don't have the capacity for it. "Dog people" on the other hand......

@SW-User good point!
I'd forgotten clause 2.2.4... Glad you reminded me😝

@SW-User

You haven't met the real Harry. If you ever have the "good fortune" to do so, you will quickly change your position on the matter.

A dog person, is one who enjoys the close companionship a dog provides.
A cat person is one who enjoys being bossed around by a tiny mammal.

@SW-User hey now, leave my cats alone! ( they might hear you)

@SW-User I have had the displeasure of meeting my share of "Dog people". They are typically people who need to be needed and feel as though they are actually in control of something in their lives, even if that something amounts to nothing more than a malleable "companion " who depends on them for almost every basic requirement...food, shelter, bathing and even going for a walk. They treat them like children, only they are infants that will no grow up to think for them selves , or be able to get a job and move out.

Fyi, my cat actually texted the above statement....nit because I trained him to, but because he wanted to. 😂

@SW-User ROFLMAO! You win!

@SW-User naturally * retracts his claws, licks himself and flips his tail in the air as he struts off down the hall*

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