Can I Pet Your Dog?

as long as i can pet your kitty!

you sick fuck

Good way to get attacked and killed. My Dobermans aren't trained to let strangers near them and at 140 pounds you shouldn't get near them. I wish you well, but you've been warned.

Well, if you insist, I guess I can't stop you.

You can pet anything you want 😏...🙊sorry I couldn't help it lol 😅

Well your not the first to mistake her for a dog ..but go ahead.

But Im a doge

Is that a euphemism?

No dog pussy

Ruff ruff

Sure