Okay. Stop that!

@whowasthatmaskedman ROFLING. Sho’ nuff!

The fish lure is jointed so it can, you know, flap and swim.

This reminded me of when my brother and my mom and I charted a boat on Lake Erie to fish for walleye for two days. We caught so many fish we were entirely exhausted and wondered “If we give him more money, maybe the Captain won’t make us go out tomorrow!”

That’s when I learned about fish cheeks!

By the way, fisher people, all the expensive lures (up to $80 on the site I checked) - all sold out. Only little ones left.

So much for that approach.

@Mamapolo2016 I wonder how much a war surplus grenade is?😷

@whowasthatmaskedman Usually, they cost one hand.

@Mamapolo2016 Do you only have lightning cables? 😄

@SwampFlower I dunno. They haven’t hurt anyone thus far.

@Mamapolo2016 oh, Mama 😅

@Mamapolo2016 This might sound a bit odd, but leave the toy in your shoe overnight.

@UnderLockDown That never occurred to me!