Thankfully my current dog doesn't typically eat bad/weird things and has a pretty decent obedience to thrle 'drop' and 'leave it' commands.
Worst was a decapitated mouse head the cats had left in the livingroom.
Previous dog was kinda naughty and he would eat and shit out whole toddler socks. His worst was when he got into the garbage can and ate the turkey giblets bag after it had been sitting in a bag 80+F degree heat all day. He got so sick he was coughing in between his lurching. I think he almost didn't make it that night.
My parents had a dog when I was a baby that ate a light bulb and not one but TWO furnace filters.
All 3 dogs mentioned are/were husky mixes.
My kid's dad had a lab when I met him. He went out of town and his best friend dogsat and the dog ate a whole French Silk pie. The dog was still sick when he got back home at the end of the weekend. I remember she lied on the cool fireplace hearth and just groaned with her big bloated belly. Poor thing. I was always asked to be dog sitter after that.
