Hey all! Snickers the Saint Bernard here barking that I hope all you wonderful humans and dogs are ready for the epic snowstorm! Well despite the coming storm, tonight is turning out to be AMAZING! Mommy’s friend came over for a visit and is staying for dinner. I have been trying to be on my best behavior, but not sure I can hold out much longer:
What has got my attention you ask??? Mmmmmm slurp! Look what Mommy’s friend Jessica wore over:
New new NEW NIKES!!!! Mommy had warned her about my “appetite” for sneakers but she decided to treat me anyway and wear them. I can smell them from across the room and they are delicious. Mommy will be pissed if I tackle her and eat them right off her feet. She may never come back! Help!!!! What should I do?????
UPDATE: Ok all, Snickers the Saint Bernard here. I just got a stroke of genius! Dinner is now ready and on the table. Well, guess who is now ready and UNDER the table?????:
Yup! I snuck under there and as soon as the humans sat down those yummy yummy new Nikes were mine all mine!!!!:
Mmmmmm sooo yummy and chewy! I will have them eaten off her feet in no time!!!! Mommy and Jessica are talking and laughing loud enough that a don’t think they can hear all the growling and slurping under here. A delicious houseguest indeed!
