So I was bringing my dog to my GF’s apartment the other day when I met one her neighbors walking her dog and we chitchatted for a few minutes…

My gf: I heard you talking with that girl…thank you for bringing me up every time she flirted with you! 😊

Me: I talk about you all the time! But wait, she was flirting?! I thought she was just being friendly! 😲

Gf: I love you so much 😍😂