I wish my home was a harem like the playboy mansion but with cats 🔥💯❤🐱
Just women and cats everywhere.
And I pull up into a curved driveway with brick pavers and all the girls come out. Some girl is taking the keys and parking the car. Another girl is asking how I am doing and taking my bag and none of these girls ever discuss their personal problems or baggage with me. They all have had their tubes tied and get health screened monthly.
Then I enter the house and there are so many meows from all these cats. Girls holding cats. Girls wearing cat ears. Maybe there is even a lynx and a serval in the mix. The cats are wearing daimond collars. Some of the girls even have collars.
The girls spend the whole day taking care of these cats and the house. Especially the corners of walls. I notice that is where dirt tends to collect usually. Also they have different specialties. I have a doctor. A therapist. Someone who has a background in engineering like me. But most of the girls are lawyers with only me as their client.
There is also a new employee training where they learn about my entire life and sign a nondisclosure agreement. Then there is an intiation ritual where they receive their tattoo (a cat), get to don their cat ears for the first time, and are welcomed home.
Also there are different levels of responsibility and they get a pension so they know that this is actually a serious career if they are comfortable with this lifestyle.
And I pull up into a curved driveway with brick pavers and all the girls come out. Some girl is taking the keys and parking the car. Another girl is asking how I am doing and taking my bag and none of these girls ever discuss their personal problems or baggage with me. They all have had their tubes tied and get health screened monthly.
Then I enter the house and there are so many meows from all these cats. Girls holding cats. Girls wearing cat ears. Maybe there is even a lynx and a serval in the mix. The cats are wearing daimond collars. Some of the girls even have collars.
The girls spend the whole day taking care of these cats and the house. Especially the corners of walls. I notice that is where dirt tends to collect usually. Also they have different specialties. I have a doctor. A therapist. Someone who has a background in engineering like me. But most of the girls are lawyers with only me as their client.
There is also a new employee training where they learn about my entire life and sign a nondisclosure agreement. Then there is an intiation ritual where they receive their tattoo (a cat), get to don their cat ears for the first time, and are welcomed home.
Also there are different levels of responsibility and they get a pension so they know that this is actually a serious career if they are comfortable with this lifestyle.
