Anyone want a cat that won’t stop fucking with shit?

She knocked over some of my most valuable swords and broke the head off my buddha statue. I’ve never had one who had to climb up in a spot that is hard to get to and knock stuff over. It’s like she does this just to piss me off I swear.

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Jessmari · 46-50

I tried being nice to my cat. She kept standing at weird angles so she could look out above the fan in the window. So I brought in a little table so she could easily see over the fan. She immediately started attacking the curtains. I put the table back.

I already have one.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Jessmari mine squeezed between the ac unit and the window frame and snuck on to the rooftop. Took me half an hour to find her and I nearly lost my mind.

Jessmari · 46-50

@Captainjackass I have learned a few things. Cats are never lost, and know exactly how to get back. don't fetch em. Never lift a cat on a surface as it will grab anything within reach. If it's sleeping let it be. They take it personally if you wake em up even if to just pet them. Also, sleeping cats aren't getting into trouble lol