Anyone want a horny cat?

Artemis is driving me insane while shes in heat. She keeps whining nonstop and jumps up on the nightstand next to me. She’ll crouch down whining and wiggling her ass nonstop. I finally found a place that can neuter her without emptying my bank account but it’s not until the end of the month. Why is it that cats can be in heat but people can’t? You know how much easier it would be to get a date if they did? Also why have I been so lazy lately? I can’t even find the energy to make a real meal lately.