I want to take a nap

Here's the trick. Either run your electric can opener or shake a bag of goodies. Give 'em a treat and crawl into bed and get comfy.

You're welcome.

I always find a way to lay around my critters. But it's a different story when they lay on me. I won't get up and disturb them.

You're not whipped. You're just a cat servant.



Oh wait... same thing... nvm

Sounds like you get the sofa, then...

Get a bigger bed!

Aww