There once was a stinking-drunk cat, Passed out on the floor, lying flat. He loved to get frisky, A-swillin' down whiskey, And ending up hors de combat.
Drink Whiskey? 🥃 My cat won't do It 🐱 Certainly not in just one Sit He tried and he Tried Until kitty done Cried And coughed it up in one big ole' Spit!
